I guess this is how it ends.
我猜我最后也就是这样了
I thought I was better than this.
我还以为最后的结局会比这要好
Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space?
滞留在太空之中 用非常戏剧性的画外音来旁白？
I guess when you're dying
我猜就是 人之将死
the first thing to go is your creativity.
第一件消散的事情就是你的创新思维
Citadel's gone...
堡垒已经不复存在
and the saucer we escaped in is out of power...
我们之前搭着逃跑的飞船上的能源也用完了
Oh, man, I'm so scared in here.
哦 老兄 我真的很怕呆在这
The extra Mortys went feral.
那些无主的莫蒂都变成了野蛮人
Some problems solve themselves.
有时候解决问题的反而是问题自己
Been drinking a lot...
我一直在喝
Morty! I told you to write this down!
莫蒂 我都叫你把我说的记下来了
I don't have a helmet like that Avengers guy did.
我又不像复联那帮人一样有个头盔
Been drinking a lot of my piss.
一直在喝我的尿
Portal gun's still broken.
传送枪还是坏着的
Guess that was all part of Evil Morty's plan.
我猜这也许也都是邪恶莫蒂计划的一部分吧
"Evil Morty." Can we stop flattering this guy?
邪恶莫蒂 咱们能别用这称呼抬举他吗
His "plan" was to monologue and fuck off.
他的所谓计划就是念个独白 然后滚蛋
He basically threw a tantrum to announce he was quitting Twitter.
他不过就是像小孩子发脾气那样 宣告自己不再用推特了而已
Nobody quits Twitter.
没人真能不用推特的
Hey, remember like a second ago
嘿 还记得几秒之前
when you pretended not to know who Iron Man was?
你假装自己不认识钢铁侠的样子吧
Who was that for?
你那是演给谁的看的啊
Shush, Morty.
安静 莫蒂
This is how we go. Bear it with grace.
我们最后也就这样了 认命吧
Spinal cord, Robitussin as a base, then surprise me.
脊柱 加上诺比舒咳作底 然后其他的都随便吧
- Mom! - Beth maybe!
- 妈 -也许是贝丝吧
Is she trying to say something?
她是在试着和我俩说话吧
We can't hear you.
我们听不到你说话
How dumb are...
得有多蠢
Beth, you're in a vacuum. Sound travels on air...
贝丝 你现在处在真空中 声音透过空气才能传播
Why am I yelling?
我干嘛要大叫
这是什么私人聚会吗 还是说任何人都能参加
- Wow, great. - Yeah, that's wow, really worth it.
- 喔 好极了 - 蒽 真是好好笑的笑话
That was not worth it.
根本一点也不好笑
It's corny. You. Corn.
好烂 你的笑话好烂
Dying of starvation here!
我们在这快饿死了
我打算 说这个笑话的时候 也没想到
Oh my god. Stop explaining. Stop explaining!
老天爷啊 别解释这么多了 别解释了
Are you finished?
你说完了没
你俩会这样狠批我
She's not finished.
她还没说完
也有可能 我不打算救你们了
- Oh, real mature, real classy. - Oh, nice.
- 噢 好成熟一人 好有格调喔 - 噢 好极了
- It was a good line, honey. - I didn't need it to be.
- 你那句台词可真棒 亲爱的 - 我又没打算让你觉得那有多好
I don't care what you think.
我不在乎你怎么想
Oh my god, she found you.
我天啊 她找到你们了
- Here, eat... - Oh, hell, yes...
- 来吧 把这吃了 - 喔 好耶 太棒了
Hold on, buddy, our systems could go into shock from solid food.
等等 伙计 这些固体食物可能会引发我俩身体休克
Digestibot, convert to nutrient mass.
消化机 把这个转化成营养泥
I'm just gonna risk it.
我还是打算冒个险吃一吃
Since when you do you guys get stranded?
你俩是从什么时候开始被困在那的
- Thank you, by the way. - Almost left them out there.
- 顺便 谢谢你 - 我差点就把他俩丢在那了
Portal travel's broken.
传送枪无法再开启时空旅行了
Are these heirloom tomatoes? Digestibot, try these.
这些是原种番茄吗 消化机 吃吃看
So, you can't hop realities anymore.
所以 你再也不能在现实之间跳跃了
Does that mean you'll finally have to wash your robe?
这是不是意味着你再也不会搞那些实验了
Good point, I need to reboot the portal index immediately.
你讲得对 我现在得重设一下传送枪的索引了
Basically, just a hard reset on the fluid.
其实也就是把传送液格式化一下就好了
Hold tight, the Earth's gonna shake a bit.
抓紧了 地球会有点震
- Oh, shit. - Wait, what's happening?
- 噢 糟糕 - 等等 发生了什么
Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travelers.
虽然是要重置传送枪的 但是我好像把被枪传送来的对象给重置了
Too late to apologize.
来不及道歉了
Rick, why am I pulsing green?
瑞克 我干嘛在闪绿光
And don't say you don't know because you're pulsing green.
别说你也不懂 因为你现在也一样在闪光
- Rick, are we about to die? - No.
- 瑞克 我们要死了吗 - 不
We're about to vanish from this reality.
我们只是要消失在这个现实里了而已
- That's totally dying! - No, it isn't.
- 这就是要死了啊 - 不 才不是
It's everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin.
只是我们会从这个现实 回到最初属于我们的那个原始现实里了而已
Back to our original universes?
回到我们最初所属的那个宇宙吗
I explained it fine, Morty, you're spoonfeeding spoons!
我已经说得很清楚了 莫蒂 你这就是在重复废话
- Where's Summer? - Oh, nice, you guys are back.
- 夏茉哪去了 - 喔 真不错 你们回来了
Summer, three of us are one-way blind hopping.
夏茉 我们三个人将会进行一次单程时空盲跳
You gotta help us get back.
你必须帮我们跳回来
There's a protocol for this in your chore server.
你的杂事服务器里有一个协议
- Filename "Booger AIDS." - Every file is Booger AIDS!
- 文档名字叫 鼻屎艾滋 - 每个文档都叫 鼻屎艾滋 好吗
I hate naming things!
我恨起名这件事
Just search for words like
你就直接搜索关键词
"one-way blind hop reset nav beacon."
单程盲跳重设导航信标
Why do I have a "reality of origin?"
为什么我会有原始现实
There's no time to explain, Jerry! Counting on you, Summer!
没时间解释了 杰瑞 就靠你了 夏茉
One-way blind hop beacon protocol!
记这 单程盲跳重设导航信标协议
Here we go!
走了
So, there was time to explain.
所以 你明明就有时间解释的啊
Don't waste extra precious seconds with your pettiness, Jerry!
就别为了应付你的矫情而浪费这宝贵的几秒钟了吧 杰瑞
- Summer, let's run down. - One-way blind hop
- 夏茉 再重复一次 - 单程盲跳
reset beacon booger AIDS.
重设导航信标 鼻屎艾滋
Cool.
不错
There was so much time to explain!
你明明就有那么多时间可以解释
Yes! Fine. Hindsight is 20-20!
是啊 得了吧 你就别马后炮了
Who has ever taken this long to vanish?
有谁消失的时候会用这么长时间啊
How did I end up not in my own universe?
我是怎么离开我自己的宇宙的啊
Oh my god. The Jerryboree!
老天爷 是杰瑞托儿所
- Oh, the Jerryboree... - Oh, the Jerryboree...
- 喔对 杰瑞托儿所 - 是噢 杰瑞托儿所
Deep cut.
真是好鲜为人知喔
Wait, but where's our real Dad and our real Morty?
等等 那我们这里真正的爸爸和莫蒂去哪了
Buried in the backyard!
被埋在后院呢
That's what the possums are after.
怪不得老鼠都往那去
Dad's got you in the family business too, huh?
老爸也让你参与进家族事业里了 是吧
Yeah, Morty's an easy mark, but Rick pays me in things like...
是的 莫蒂很好搞定 但是瑞克会用像这样的东西来补偿我
Wolverine claws.
金刚狼爪子
Well, looks like you got this. See you guys in another two years?
好吧 看起来你已经搞定了 那我们就两年之后再见喽
Or you could stick around for this one?
或者你这次也加入我们吧
Looks like it involves Grandpa's grody citadel.
看起来这次我们得去姥爷的恶心堡垒大本营了
We could, you know, break things, loot stuff.
我们可以 就是 打坏东西 搞点好东西
I should probably get back to saving the galaxy.
我最好还是回去拯救宇宙吧
Please?
求你了
Yes, I could loot some stuff. Fine. Yeah, okay, let's make it quick.
好吧 我确实可以搞到点好的 行吧 没问题 我们速战速决
Awesome, I've never been. Let's do this.
好耶 我还没做过这种事 来吧
Okay, adventure family!
好耶 一家人的冒险
Okay.
好吧
Fuck.
妈的
Excuse me? Bro, Ricks don't pass on this.
开玩笑呢 老兄 瑞克才不会放过这种机会
Rick? Is that you?
瑞克 是你吗
Yeah, Diane.
是我 黛安
You've been gone so long. Did you find our daughter's killer?
你离开好久了 你找到杀死我们女儿的凶手了吗
- Not yet, sorry. Still looking. - You'll find him.
- 还没 抱歉 还在找 - 你会找到他的
You always do everything you set your mind to.
除开保住你家人的性命之外
Except keep your family alive
你就没有想做却做不成的事
but that was hardly your fault!
但那也不全是你的错
Mute.
静音
If I could be muted
如果我有静音功能的话
I wouldn't be too-too-too good at haunting you.
我也就不会那么擅长天天对着你阴魂不散了
- Would I, you dirty bear? - Yeah.
- 对吧 下流熊仔 - 是啊
Forgot I wanted to be haunted.
- 都忘了是我想要你这样阴魂不散的
I guess you predicted you might.
我猜你也预想到自己可能会忘
That's where haunting comes in handy, huh?
这就是阴魂不散的好处了 对吧
Very good point, sugar.
说的很有道理 甜心
Rick?
瑞克
Hello? Original family?
有人吗 原始家庭
Sorry about last time.
上次的事我很抱歉
Rick, he was in space prison, we couldn't just...
瑞克 那时候他还被关在宇宙监狱里 我们不能
Hello?
有人吗
Oh, jeez.
噢 天啊
Ah, fuck!
啊 妈的
Dammit, Morty, there's no doctors anymore.
该死的 莫蒂 这里已经没有医生了
Dad?
爸
Figures it's underwhelming the one time I visit.
感觉我这次来这也没啥激动人心的事情发生啊
Yeah, sorry.
是啊 不好意思哈
Usually, there's cowboy Rick and Mortys and stuff.
一般情况下这里是会有牛仔瑞克和莫蒂之类的东西
Oh, looks like they could use a couple repairman
噢 看起来他们好像比较需要维修工
Rick and Mortys, right?
莫瑞搭档的那种 对吧
Oh, tight, little scavenger dudes!
噢 注意了 一群小型食尸鬼
If they shoot at us, I'm allowed to...
如果他们开枪的话 我就能
do this.
这么做了
Shit, yeah.
我去 牛啊
Space Mom, get in on this!
太空老妈 来打怪
Cool Mom!
好酷啊老妈
Let's keep it moving, I don't have all day.
继续行动吧 我没那么多时间浪费在这
I got it!
我来搞定
I got it...
让我来
Sorry...
不好意思
I got it. Sorry!
我搞定 抱歉
I was gonna do it.
我本来是要杀了它的
Terrestrials, am I right?
地球人就么拉 我说得对吧
I kept up the search in your absence.
你不在的时候我也还在继续搜索
You want a new list of potential locations?
你想要凶手可能藏身的地方的位置清单吗
You're always just one room away, huh?
你就总是只和我有一墙之隔 是吧
Yeah, remember? You thought if you could see or touch me
是啊 记得吗 你认为如果你能看到我或者触摸到我的话
it might give you a level of com-com-comfort.
你可能就会得到某种程度上的慰藉
Right. Can't have that.
是啊 我不配得到慰藉
Come on, Summer.
加把劲啊 夏茉
Who's Summer? Should I be jealous?
谁是夏茉 我应该吃她的醋吗
I hope Summer knows what happens to the people you love!
我希望夏茉知道在你爱的人身上都会发生什么
Hey, Rick!
嘿 瑞克
Hey, Mr. Goldmanbachmajorian.
嘿 古德曼巴赫马乔瑞安先生
Still alive, huh? What's up?
还生龙活虎着呢 是吧 发生什么事了
I was wondering if you could help me
我在想你能不能帮我一下
make sense of a note I found this morning?
帮我看看我早上找到的这张纸条
It's written by someone claiming to be me.
这是一个自称是我的人写的
They say my mind is held captive in a time loop
他说我的思想被一个强大的智者困在了一个时间循环里
trapped in the day of a traumatic event
而在循环中的这一天里 发生了一件悲惨的事情
by the agony of a formidable intelligence.
那个智者正是因为事件带来的痛苦才做了这些事
But, also, that my captor forgot about aging.
但同时 这个把我困住的人却忘记了衰老这件事
That my body spoils and yearns for death
我的身体非常渴望死亡
while my soul remains stuck in place
而我的灵魂却像被封在琥珀里的苍蝇一样
caught like a fly in amber.
被困在了悲剧发生的那天
Right. I used to "drink" drink.
是啊 我以前酗酒酗很猛
- No clue, pal. - That's okay.
- 我也不懂 兄弟 - 没事
I found other notes in the trash just like it.
我在垃圾桶里也有找到其他像这样的纸条
Poor weirdo. I pity them.
可怜的怪人 我怜悯他们
Wish they could let go and move on.
希望他们能早日放下并且朝前看吧
- Sounds healthy. - Sure would be!
- 听起来对健康有益 - 确实如此
Sweet death.
甜美的死亡啊
Was that symbolic? Are you letting go?
你这样做是有什么象征意义吗 你打算放手了吗
I understand, baby. I forgive you...
我理解的 亲爱的 我原谅你了
You don't get to say that! You're not her.
你没权利这么说 你又不是她
You're a thing I built to torture myself.
你只是一个我创造出来折磨自己的东西
This whole fucking timeline is cursed.
这一整条操蛋的时间线都被诅咒了
- I gotta get out of here. - Because you want to move on.
- 我必须离开这 - 因为你想要朝前看了
Because I don't!
因为我不想
And I have to.
但我不得不这么做
I came back on accident. Guy I'm looking for, he's...
我是因为一个意外才回来的 我在找的那个人
he's not findable, Diane.
他不是我能找得到的 黛安
I live with a version of Beth now.
我现在正在和某个版本的贝丝一起生活
Sounds like a version of nice.
听着感觉她是个很好的人
We have grandkids. That's who Summer is.
我们有了孙辈 夏茉就是我们的孙女
She's gonna get me out of here.
她要把我带出这里
- She reminds me of you. - Oh, really?
- 她让我想到了你 - 喔 真的吗
Is she dead too?
她也死了吗
Bye, Diane.
再见了 黛安
You're not honestly gonna fly into that rift
你不是真打算连坐标都不设
without coordinates, are you?
就飞进一条裂缝里吧
Don't give up on us, Rick!
别放弃我们的感情呀 瑞克
I don't make the rules! Haunters gonna haunt!
又不是我把自己设定成这样的 阴魂就是会纠缠不散的啊
Baby? Are you killing yourself?
宝贝 你是打算自杀吗
I'm more embracing the "win-win" of risking my life.
我更像是在赌上性命迎接一个双赢的结局
Where's Mom and Summer?
老妈和夏茉去哪了
Oh, they're gone. Sorry, Morty.
喔 她们已经不在了 抱歉 莫蒂
"Gone" gone?
是死掉那种不在吗
We spent a long time in that ice.
我们被困在冰里很长一段时间
A gentle mutant licked us out
一个非常温柔的变种怪物把我们舔出来了
but Beth got sick and Summer didn't thaw right.
但是贝丝生病了 夏茉解冻的时候出了问题
With no one left to blame, I finally had to deal with myself.
因为我也找不到责怪的对象 于是就只能面对自我了
Buried my grief at Barnes and Noble.
我在巴诺书店里埋葬了我的悲伤
Four Agreements, Eat Pray Love
《四个约定》 《一辈子做女孩》
Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns.
弗兰克·米勒的 《黑暗骑士归来》
Learned to accept things for what they are.
我学会了接受事情本来的样子
In a few of these, the whole brain is still intact.
在非常少部分的变异怪物里 还有一些的大脑是完好的
Makes you wonder if some people were still in there
也会让你想到他们的人性是不是还在
just trapped in the horror.
只是被困在了恐惧之中
Anyway, it's awesome protein.
不管怎么说 这些是上等的蛋白质
I'm so sorry, Dad.
我很抱歉 老爸
But my real, original Dad beat the apocalypse.
但我亲生的 原生的老爹 竟然在末日中活了下来
I guess we all underestimated you.
我想我们都低估你了
Hey, what's that game
嘿 我们之前
we always used to try to play as a family?
一家人一起玩的那个游戏叫什么来着
- The one we never finished... - Downbeat.
- 就我们从来没玩通关的那个 - 重拍
Yes! Let's play Downbeat. I bet I can find it!
好耶 我们一起来玩那个吧 我绝对能找到它放哪了
- We can finish now. - Yeah, you should totally do that.
- 我们可以现在就把它通关了 - 好啊 你去找吧
Hey, yeah, cool, I got it!
好耶 太不错了 我找到了
We'll play Downbeat and we'll...
我们一起玩重拍然后
we'll camp here tonight and then rebuild the house.
我们今晚就在这扎营然后把房子重建一下
You know, we got food, fresh water
我们有吃的 有淡水
and we've got family...
而且我们还有家人相伴
The fuck?
搞什么
Morty, I wrote this note in advance
莫蒂 我提前写了这张纸条
in case you're wondering how I left so fast.
以防你会好奇我为什么这么快就走了
My plan is to wait for you to turn your back
我的计划是等到你稍不留神的时候
then I'm going to grab all your shit and split.
就把你的东西都偷了然后跟你分道扬镳
Depending on how long you were out of the room
你应该会想说我应该跑不远吧
you'll probably be thinking I can't be that far away
但这一切其实都取决于你离开房间的时间长短
and you'll want to foll...
而你想要哥恩
Morty, wrote this fast 'cause I had to set trap.
莫蒂 我必须很快写完这张字条 因为我要设下陷阱
Thought you'd have cooler shit, see other note, bye.
还以为你有很牛的装备呢 另一张纸条见了 88
Motherf...
狗娘养
Slow down...
慢点慢点
Not cool!
别这样啊
- What the hell, Dad? - Don't take it personal, Morty.
- 搞什么啊 老爸 - 这不是因为我记恨你 莫蒂
That's one of the Four Agreements.
这只是四条约定中的一条
I don't remember the other three
我已经忘记其他三条是什么了
but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on.
但我知道戈登局长也没对蝙蝠侠的离开有什么意见
Batman doesn't abandon people!
蝙蝠侠才不会抛弃人民呢
You abandoned us.
是你抛弃我们在先
I deserve that. But, you know, it...
是我活该 但 你知道 这件事
it improved you.
也让你变得更强了啊
Oh, am I cool enough for you now?
喔 我现在对你来说足够酷了是吧
Well, that was easy.
好呗 要变酷有什么难的
It only cost me fucking everything.
不过就是付出我的一切当作代价咯
- Whoa. Hey, I... - You came back and talked about us
- 哦 嘿 我 - 你回来和我们说话的时候
like we weren't people, Morty!
就好像不把我们当人看一样 莫蒂
Then, you bailed and left us to freeze!
然后 你就逃跑了 还把冻成冰块的我们留在原地
I was apologizing for that earlier...
我之前已经道过歉了
Your mom and sister died, Morty!
你妈和你姐都死了 莫蒂
And I moved on...
而我也已经朝前看了
from caring.
我已经不在乎了
And that is the best deal you will ever get.
而偷你东西这事 也已经算是我跟你两清的最好条件了
- So, take it. - Please don't go.
- 所以就这样吧 - 求你别走
If Rick comes back, we can find you a new reality.
如果瑞克回来了 我们可以给你找个新的现实
A new Mom, a new Summer, a job!
一个新的妈妈 新的夏茉 还有一份工作
Oh, you don't get it, kid.
喔 你不会懂的 孩子
Except for this conversation, my life is perfect.
除了我俩这段对话以外 我的生活是完美的
Rick was always right, everyone needs to let go.
瑞克说得对 所有人都得学会放手
Oh, you came back, I guess we really did form a bond...
哦 你回来了 我猜我俩之间真的建立了某种联系
Hey, stop it! Get away from me.
嘿 别来了 离我远点
No! Help!
不 救命
All right, pin dropped, Grandpa.
好的 坐标已经放好了 外公
Come and get us.
来找我们吧
Come on...
拜托 拜托
Baby? Something to keep in mind.
宝贝 提醒你一下
If you were pulled home by whatever happened
如果你因为某些事情被拉到你的原始时空
it's likely our target was as well.
那我们一直追踪的凶手也一样
It's also likely he's having as much trouble
而且他好像也会像你一样
leaving as you are.
无法轻易离开原时空
He's trapped.
他也被困住了
- Grandpa! - Oh, fuck, yes!
- 外公 - 哦 吗的 太好了
- Grandpa... - Summer!
- 外公 -夏茉
Gold star, always believed in you.
干得好 我一直都相信你的
- Now, the hard part. - Hard part?
- 现在要解决比较困难的部分了 - 困难的部分吗
Way worse things than me can see that beacon too.
比我还可怕的东西也能够看到这个信标
Hunker down and protect it while I grab Morty.
在我去接莫蒂的时候 准备好 保护好信标
Rick out! Try to survive!
瑞克先走一步 努力活下来
Oh, shit.
哦 糟糕
- Domestic Mom should hide maybe? - "Domestic Mom"?
- 也许居家老妈应该躲起来吧 - 居家老妈
I mean, she's the cool space one.
我是说 她是那个比较酷的太空版本
Look, I'm not looking to get caught in whatever this is.
听着 我不想要被你俩之中的任何一个扯进这种争吵里来
You guys can both hide, maybe hash it out.
要不就你俩都藏起来 好好谈谈这事也行
Oh, quit talking down!
喔 别居高临下了
I'm you with the patience to do laundry.
我跟你的差别就是我比你更有耐心洗衣服而已
Mom, stop being jealous of our bond!
妈 不用嫉妒我俩之间的那种情感联结吧
She ran from our choices, I have to parent them.
是她从我们的生活里逃开的 我必须负责养育孩子这事
It's not like I didn't care. That's what the clone was for.
这不代表我不在乎啊 克隆你就是因为我在乎啊
Moms!
妈
- Morty! - Rick?
- 莫蒂 - 瑞克
I knew it, I knew you wouldn't leave me!
我就知道 我就知道你不会丢下我的
The fuck?
搞什么
Morty, did you see another Rick here?
莫蒂 你有在这见过另一个瑞克吗
Nondescript haircut, sci-fi jacket?
留着一言难尽的发型 穿着科幻片里的夹克
Of course, you didn't see him, you'd be dead.
当然 你没见过他 否则你肯定已经死了
Or you'd be a bomb.
还是说他把你变成了炸弹
Do you feel bomby?
你有感觉到自己变成炸弹了吗
- Nah, you woulda blown up by now. - Wasn't the Rick here dead?
- 应该不是 否则你现在可能已经炸了 - 这个现实的瑞克不是死了吗
That's why you pick places right?
你选宇宙的时候不就是根据这点来的吗
Well, your Rick...
好吧 你的瑞克
Yeah, not dead, more like not around.
嗯 他没死 他只是不在你身边
When I met you, I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day.
当我遇见你的时候 我也希望他也许有一天会出现
You son of a bitch! I got you!
你这王八蛋 我找到你了
Where are we going?
我们要去哪
To kill your grandpa, little buddy.
去杀了你的外公 小家伙
Wait, what?
等等 什么鬼
I don't understand. My original Rick killed your family?
我不理解 我的原生瑞克杀了你全家
And you were just waiting for him to come back?
而你只是什么也不做 就等着他回来吗
Seems like you understand fine, Morty.
看来你懂了 莫蒂
That was A+ repiping.
你这次的废话可以拿个A+了
We're here.
我们到了
This guy, Morty, he hates being found but loves building elaborate shit.
这个家伙 莫蒂 他讨厌被人找到 但是他喜欢建造一些精巧的东西
Like playing a ton of Minecraft but all on a private server.
就像是我的世界的重度游戏患者 但是他只在私人服务器上玩游戏
Am I in a fucking K-hole right now? What is going on?
我是嗑多了吗 发生了什么
Whoa, you found me!
哇 你找到我了耶
I'd shoot the first monitor too. Listen, I'm not here.
要是我 我也会打坏第一块显示屏的 听着 我不在这
Or am I?
还是说我在呢
There's the clone you found. Or maybe it's me, all naked!
你找到了一个克隆体 还是说 这就是我呢 全裸的唷
Just a little Keyser Söze.
还有点凯瑟·索泽那味儿
I mean, why would I admit it's not?
我是说 如果我不是的话为什么我要承认我是呢
Oh, yeah! Look at him! Look at him go, look at him dance.
哦耶 看看他 看他走路的样子 看他起舞的样子
Or me, again, it might be me...
是不是我呢 再说一次 有可能是我
Like a Saw thing, I'm very sneaky.
就像电锯惊魂那样 我很狡猾的
Here's a bunch of killbots to deal with
在你要搞清楚是不是我本人的时候
while you wrestle with that.
这可有一堆的杀人机器人等着你
Obviously, I don't know who I'm talking to here
很显然 我也不知道我在和谁说话
it's all prerecorded.
这都是事先录好的
But if you got this far
但既然你都找到这里了
you probably think you're real special.
你可能会觉得你是非常特殊的那一个
Tell you what...
我跟你说
There he goes! Maybe that actually was me!
他现在真不见啦 那也许真的是我本人耶
If you follow him down there, we can do a big fight.
如果你跟着他往下走 我们可以狠狠打一架
Fifty percent chance I'm not lying.
有百分之五十的几率我说的是真话
- We're in trouble... - Asshole! I shouldn't have to beg.
- 我们有麻烦了 - 混蛋 我就不该请求你
Wait, my moms are in trouble?
等等 老妈们有麻烦了
- Those versions of them are. - We gotta save them!
- 这两个版本的她们确实是这样 - 我们必须去救她们
Rick, this is an obvious trap.
瑞克 这很明显就是个陷阱
If you go down there, he's just gonna kill you!
如果你下去了 他会把你杀了的
- Good! - What?
- 好啊 - 什么
Now, what?
又怎么了
If you don't care if you die, why do you care if I die?
如果你觉得自己的生死不重要 那我的生死对你来说也一样
Knock it off! Get out of here!
别发神经了 走开
You did this last season. You're like a suicide bomber!
你上一季就这么干过了 你就像是个随时都会自杀的炸弹
Takes one to know one.
你这就是五十步笑百步
Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me.
是啊 行呗 你这是从他那遗传来的 与我无关
I don't know him. You're my grandpa, Rick.
我又不认识他 你才是我的外公 瑞克
Rick and Morty. A hundred years.
瑞克和莫蒂 一百年不许变
This place totally might go up, by the way.
提醒一下你噢 这地方快炸了
Here's a bunch of countdowns.
这里有一堆计时器
One of them is probably accurate.
可能有一个是真的唷
Fucking stupid 5th dimensional stomach juices.
这蠢死人的第五维度胃酸
Sorry for the sitcom fight, and maybe getting us digested.
很抱歉刚刚像情景喜剧那样吵架 还有就是让我们被吃进肚子里消化这事
- You've got incredible timing. - Oh, don't be a bitch.
- 你可真会挑时间说啊 - 噢 能不能别这么刻薄
I'm parenting, makes sense you don't recognize it.
我才是一直在照顾小孩的那个 也不怪你理解不了这一套
You've been out of practice for a while.
你已经很久没试过当妈妈的感觉了
Good! I'm glad that they have you!
好呢 我很庆幸孩子们有你这样的老妈
I don't want to be "Space Mom."
我不想做什么太空老妈
You've made that clear.
你已经说得很清楚了
Just don't let Summer mistake your rejection of her
别让夏茉误会你拒绝她是因为
- for good taste. - I'm not trying to, it's all her!
- 这就是你的太空风格做派 - 我没有 都是她自己在脑补
Jesus. It'd be cool if you were around more
天啊 如果你能够花更多的时间和我们一起就好了
I don't wanna get married.
我还不想结婚
I'm 17.
我才17岁
My affection is the wind, don't try to compete for it.
我的喜好就像风一样多变 没必要为这东西争风吃醋
I could hear every word of that through the helmets.
我能够在头盔里听到你俩说的每一句话
Thank fuck, I only had to kill most of them.
感他妈的谢 我只需要杀死大部分的怪物就可以了
Jesus. That ship really has sailed.
老天啊 那艘船是真飞走了
And now, we feast!
现在 到我们的猎杀时刻了
This emergency was oversold to me.
你这所谓的紧急情况真的是好紧急啊
- Grandpa! - Morty!
- 外公 - 莫蒂
Moms! Wait, if they have to wear helmets...
老妈 等等 如果她们必须戴头盔的话
I do childproofing stuff while you're asleep.
我有在你身上做儿童防伤害措施 在你睡着的时候
Why don't you childproof Dad?
你怎么没给老爸做
- Great reminder. - Wait...
- 你提醒得对 - 等等
Time to get Jerry.
到时间去接杰瑞了
Maybe I wouldn't be so uptight if I wasn't married
如果我没嫁给你的话 也许就不会因为你而这么神经质了
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to an unemployed receptacle of human fear!
你就是个没工作还整天都怕这怕那的胆小鬼
Get a job, Dad. It's been a decade.
找份工作吧 老爸 都已经十年了
Woof. Pretty brutal, Jer.
汪汪 真是好伤人啊 杰
I know a good alligator park if you wanna kill yourself.
如果你想自杀的话 我可以给你推荐一个不错的鳄鱼公园
I got expelled today.
我今天被退学了
- Oh no, you got expelled. - What the hell, Morty?
- 噢 不 你被劝退了 - 怎么回事啊 莫蒂
- You got expelled? - Whoa, what a horrible thing.
- 你被退学了吗 - 哇哦 真是好可怕的一件事哦
You are so fucking dumb.
你真的好蠢
Hi, hun.
嗨 老公
Some real Season 2 vibes in there, you know what I'm saying?
有点第二季那味儿了 你懂我意思吧
You know, never thought I'd say this
你懂的 虽然从来没想过我会说这种话
but I think I'm glad we spent that time divorced.
但是我还挺庆幸我俩离了一段时间的婚的
One second.
给我一秒钟
- What the hell, Morty? - ...set the backyard!
- 搞什么 莫蒂 - 布置后院
You know, I may technically be from here
你知道 就算我确实是来自这个现实的
but I'm a goddamn inter-dimensional traveler now.
但是我现在他妈的可是一个跨维度时空旅行者了
And all of you can kiss my sci-fi ass.
滚蛋吧 老子要甩甩科幻屁股走人了
It gets me every time.
这笑话每次都能把我逗笑了
Wow, what an amazing joke I just told.
喔 我真的说了一个很好笑的笑话
And, also, what an adventure.
还有就是 这次的冒险太棒了
You know, I guess it doesn't matter where we're from
你知道的 只要我们在一起
if we're together, huh?
我们究竟来自哪里这件事根本不重要
Good final moral thing.
这也算是符合道义的好结局了
This is everyone's "original dimension" now.
现在这里就是大家的原生维度了
Great wrap-ups, kids.
总结得好啊 孩子们
- You're back. - Oh, shit. Season 2 Jerry.
- 你回来了啊 - 噢 该死 第二季时间线杰瑞
Look, before you bust my balls, can someone help with the shower?
听着 在你对我开嘲讽之前 有人能修一下热水器吗
It's colder than Beth on our anniversary.
它的温度凉过贝丝在我们的纪念日上的态度
Also, look who I found in Rick's room.
还有 看我在瑞克的房间里找到了什么
I'm Mr. Frundles!
我是弗伦德施先生
I don't care how cute he is, we agreed no boogens in the house.
我才不管它有多可爱 我们说好了不准在房间里养太空怪物的
Wait, Season 2 Jerry, don't!
等等 第二季时间线的杰瑞 住手
Mr. Frundles!
弗伦德施先生
Everybody in the car.
所有人都给我上车
I'm Mr. Frundles!
我是弗伦德施先生
Wait, but I thought he was Mr. Frundles.
等等 我以为他才是弗伦德施先生
Everybody in the car, now!
所有人都上车 立刻马上
I'm Mr. Frundles...
我是弗伦德施先生
What the fuck, Dad?
搞什么啊 老爸
Why would you bring that thing into our house?
你干嘛要把那东西带到我们房子啊
It was cute! Fuck!
因为它很可爱啊 操
We gotta find a new timeline now!
我们现在必须找条新的时间线了
You know how hard that shit is without portals?
你知道要在没有传送枪的情况下做这事有多难吗
We gotta do the thing with the rift and the beacon again!
我们又得再搞一次坐标定位那些事了
The whole fuckin' episode, all over again!
又得把这集从头再演一遍了
Car, fabricate some vomit bags.
飞船 做点呕吐袋来
Can't we just go back and fix it?
我们就不能回去把这事解决了吗
I'm Mr. Frundles!
我是弗伦德施先生
I can't believe portal travel's broken.
真是不敢相信传送枪坏掉了啊
I'll get to it when I get to it.
等到该处理的时候我会处理的
Lift with your knees, Mom.
用你的膝盖把她抬起来 老妈
How many times have you done this?
你之前做了多少次这种事啊
Oh, god.
哦 天啊
And you swear they die of natural causes?
你能发誓他们真的是自然死亡吗
- Yup. - The exact same as our old timeline?
- 是的 - 就像我们以前那条时间线一样吗
- Even my stuff? - Bit of a rush job, actually.
- 就连我的事也一样吗 - 其实有部分也是因为事出紧急
So, they do say "parmesan" weird.
所以 他们说帕马森的发音怪怪的
- How do they say... - Par-mees-ian.
- 他们怎么发音的 - 帕米西恩
- Jesus Christ. - I could've left you guys!
- 及瑟斯 - 早知道就把你们都扔在那算了
You think the concept of "family" matters to me?
你们真觉得家庭这东西对我来说很重要吗
I'm not even your Rick!
我甚至都不是你们的那个瑞克
- "I'm Denial Rick!" - See you inside, Dad.
- 我是口是心非瑞克 - 里面见了 老爸
Sorry I was such a Dance Mom about Summer
之前非要因为夏茉的事情跟你争高下真的很不好意思
she's your daughter too.
她也是你的女儿
No, boundaries are good, but...
没事的 有明确界限其实挺好的 但是
Speaking of, maybe I've put up too many.
说到这事 我好像有点耽搁太久了
Is it okay if I come around sometimes?
我应该可以时常回来看看吧
- That could be nice. - That's a cute outfit.
- 那就再好不过了 - 你的衣服很好看
The one we always wear?
我们一直都穿这件的哎
Yes, Morty?
怎么了 莫蒂
You promise I'm not, you know, bait?
你能保证我不是诱饵吗
- To make that Rick come back? - What?
- 就为了吸引那个瑞克回来吗 - 什么
Morty, for you to be bait, the guy'd have to value something.
莫蒂 如果要让你当诱饵的话 至少你引诱的对象要有在乎的事才行
He truly does not give a shit.
他压根就什么也不在乎
He's the real deal.
他真的是个混蛋
- Parmeee-san. - Par-meees-ian.
- 帕么一米森 - 帕米西恩
Par-mees-Ian.
帕 米 西 恩
- Parmesian. - Parmesian.
- 帕米西恩 - 帕米西恩
- Gross. I hate it. - Yeah.
- 好恶心 我讨厌这个词 - 确实
Hello? Morty?
有人吗 莫蒂
That one big rat?
是那只大老鼠吗
Whoa, this is a development.
哇噢 你比起以前可真是强了不少啊
Little guy, easy. You're a Jerry, right?
小家伙 放轻松 你是杰瑞之一 对吧
Never got too close to the concept.
我从没对杰瑞的设定这么感兴趣过
Boy, you have really arc'd out.
兄弟 你的发展状态真的和其他杰瑞不一样
- Were you putting on pants? - What?
- 你刚是在穿裤子吗 - 什么
Oh yeah... no, I was naked to fuck with a guy.
噢 是的 我刚刚在全裸着要把一个人上了
Speaking of, did you talk to me or a little kid around here?
说到这个 你有和我还有另一个小孩说过话吗
Maybe. Why?
也许吧 问这个干嘛
Because if you hate them too...
因为如果你也恨他们
I could be down for a little team up.
或许我俩还可以组个队
I really don't "team up" anymore.
我不太和人组队的
Managing people, such a headache.
管理团队这事让人很头疼
Fatality. Jerry wins!
致命一击 杰瑞赢了
Goddamn, dude. Bad ass!
该死的 老兄 你还挺狠的
Why are you here?
你为什么到这来了
Buddy, I have been asking myself that exact same question.
兄弟 我也一直都在问自己同样的问题